Art (abandonedsoul) wrote,
Art
abandonedsoul

If there's one thing I can do, it's multitask

The last time Tom Cruise said something intelligent, Bob Dole crapped his pants.

From what I know, that sentence has never been written before.

Anyhoo, I need a job, a girlfriend, and a Dr. Pepper.
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